11. We might, if you ask
Yes, it’s against the rules to remove flow inhibitors from your showerheads, but some of us will do it if you ask.
12. I’m a plumber
I’m not a babysitter, a mover, or an auto mechanic.
Don’t ask for advice on things that aren’t in my job description.
However, we’ll help you out this one time.
13. The toilet handle is an easy fix
Always jiggling the toilet handle? You need to replace the flap valve. The part costs $4, and it’s an easy fix. I charge $100 just to walk in the door.